8:12 pm • 27 January 2012 • 6 notes •
Boy: Hi, my name is _____.
Girl: Nice to meet you. I am _____, the girlfriend of _____.
Boy: Thank you for getting to the point.
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Boy: I like your _____.
Girl: Thank you. It was a gift from my boyfriend.
Boy: He has terrific taste.
Girl: I appreciate your double meaning. Please leave me alone.
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Boy: I’ve never had the courage to tell you this until now, but I’ve always loved you.
Girl: Oh my god, I’ve always loved you, too. But I’ve been secretly dating your best friend, _____, to be closer to you because I thought you’d never have me.
Boy: But he knows how I feel! Break up with him. He’s not my friend anymore.
Girl: It’s not that easy. I’m pregnant with his child.
Boy: What a mess!
