When Do I Laugh?

Obama:	I'm going to sign the contract for this car, but I just want you to know I have serious reservations about the suspension and handling.
Salesman:	But you ARE buying the car?
Obama:	Yes, yes, I am buying the car. At the price on the sticker and not a PENNY more. Or less.
Salesman:	...Okay. So sign here.
Obama (signing):	If this car turns out to be a bad idea, it will come as no surprise to me.
Salesman:	Are you sure you want to buy this car?
Obama:	Oh, don't try to up-sell me NOW, buddy-boy. I know your tricks.