When Do I Laugh?: Archive

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Obama buys used car despite serious reservations

Obama: I'm going to sign the contract for this car, but I just want you to know I have serious reservations about the suspension and handling.
Salesman: But you ARE buying the car?
Obama: Yes, yes, I am buying the car.  At the price on the sticker and not a PENNY more.  Or less.
Salesman: ...Okay.  So sign here.
Obama (signing): If this car turns out to be a bad idea, it will come as no surprise to me.
Salesman: Are you sure you want to buy this car?
Obama: Oh, don't try to up-sell me NOW, buddy-boy.  I know your tricks.

Jan 1st

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My 50 Favorite Albums of 2011

You’ve seen the lists from professional music reviewers. Now here’s a list I made in my car. - Key: #. Artist: Album (Favorite Song) - 1. Bright Eyes: The People’s Key (Jejune Stars) 2. St. Vincent: Strange Mercy (Cruel) 3. Braids: Native Speaker (Glass Deers) 4. The Decemberists: The King is Dead (Dear Avery) 5. Radiohead: The King of Limbs (Little By...

Dec 31st

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Stanford MBA Grads chartered a $60,000 70's-themed... →

I don’t like any party I can’t leave.

Dec 31st

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Practical Applications for "The Girl With the...

“The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” soundtrack by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross makes anything awesome. Listen to it while: Cooking Cleaning Doing laundry Sitting Also try some of the awesome things from the movie. Listen to it while: Using the computer Walking briskly Getting involved with co-workers Going to the Apple Store Getting tattoos, piercings, or other painful...

Dec 27th

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The New Arcade Fire Video Won't Play Properly if... →

Arcade Fire KNOWS if you’re dancing.

Dec 26th

Rob Delaney: TITLES CONSIDERED for MISSION... →

robdelaney: I’ll probably get in trouble for posting this, but I found a document at Paramount Pictures that lists the titles they considered for the new Mission Impossible film before settling on the excellent “Ghost Protocol.” Please repost in case they take it down from my site. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: LOAF PARAGRAPH MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: PLOP CENTRIFUGE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: CUNT SULLIVAN ...

Dec 26th

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Things I can do before getting work done

Update Tumblr Update songs on iPod Send Words to Friends Make list of top 50 albums of the year Pay Verizon Do laundry Eat excessively well-thought out breakfast Play guitar Enjoy naked time because the house is mine for three days Edit new sketch If I get started on those as soon as I go through Google Reader and catch up on TV, I should be good through New Year’s. Or I will do...

Dec 26th

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